(via fatalistichues)
I’ve tried. I’ve waited. I’m tired. I’m sorry.
THINGS THAT NEEDED INTERVENTIONS:
1.) Ted’s weird pronunciations (and destroying of the apartment).
2.) Marshall’s hat.
3.) Lily’s weird British accent.
4.) Robin’s tan.
5.) Barney’s magic.
6.) Barney’s old guy routine.
And eventually there was the “We’re having too much interventions” intervention.
(via adocica)
I had rough, aggressive sex with my girlfriend last night. It’s not what I’m into, but she initiated it. Yeah, she started it by not wanting to have sex with me. And saying she wasn’t my girlfriend, and that she was just waiting for a bus.



